Rabu, April 13, 2011

Movie Quotes - Little Miss Sunshine - Part 2

Little Miss Sunshine

RICHARD: Honey, tell Frank why you're doing your dance routine.

FRANK: Olive. Why are you doing a dance routine?

OLIVE: For Little Miss Crab-Cakes.

FRANK: A-ha! Just as I suspected...!

SHERYL: Honey, tell him what Little Miss Crab-Cakes is.

OLIVE: Little Miss Crab-Cakes is a beauty contest for everyone in Maryland. But you have to be six or seven years old and you have to be a girl.

SHERYL: Don't look at me! This is Jeff anf the new step-Mom. It's big down in Florida.

FRANK: So what do you think your chances are?

OLIVE: I think I can win. 'Cause a lot of the new girls -- they don't have the experience.


RICHARD: Now there's no sense in entering a contest if you don't think you're gonna win. Now, do you think you can win Little Miss Sunshine? Yes or no, Olive. Are you gonna win?


RICHARD: We're goin' to Florida!


GRANDPA: Can I give you some advice? I'll do it anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I did when I was young.

RICHARD: Great. I can't wait to hear this.

GRANDPA: Dwayne? This is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? Kid: Fuck a lot of women. Not just one woman. A lot of women. You're young...


RICHARD: Dad, I'm going to pull over...

GRANDPA: So pull over! You're not gonna shut me up! Fuck you! I lived 80 years! You're like those fucker at Sunset Village...!

FRANK: What happened at Sunset Village?

SHERYL: Frank, don't encourage him.

GRANDPA: I'll tell you what happened! I pay my money, they let me in. I should be able to do what the fuck I want!

SHERYL: He started snorting heroin.

FRANK: You started snorting heroin?!

GRANDPA: I'm eighty!

FRANK: You know, that stuff'll kill you.

GRANDPA: What am I, an idiot? And don't you get ideas. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.

FRANK: What about you?

GRANDPA: Me?! I'm old! You get to be me age -- you're crazy not to do it.


FRANK: So I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Village?

GRANDPA: Are you kidding? Fucking paradise there! They cook for you. Clean for you. You got golf. A pool. Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a sofa!

FRANK: Aren't there other places?

SHERYL: He keeps getting kicked out. Sunset was number four.

GRANDPA: Motherfuckers.


GRANDPA: Hey, listen: I know you're a homo, but... You go to one of these place? There's four women for every guy. What does that say to you?

FRANK: You must've been pretty busy.

GRANDPA: Oh, man. They were knockin' on my door day and night! It was almost too much! If I didn't have those little fuckin' blue pills... Forget about it!

OLIVE: What are you guys talking about?

GRANDPA: Politics.